I like margaritas and thats my fuckin problem. . . . . Mary, 20, Chicago.
Sometimes I take a moment to think about all the hockey players frolicking about in the sunshine right now, playing with their boats, out on their lakes etc and I’m so happy they’re getting all that fresh air and sunshine
BUT SOON THEY WILL BE HERDED BACK INTO THE ICE DUNGEON TO BATTLE EACH OTHER FOR OUR PLEASURE BWAHAHAHAHAHA